Milton Berle
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.”
John Maynard Keynes
“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.”
Aussie IT Guy Installs Sprinklers to Drench Illegal Parkers—and the Internet Loves It
Sometimes, you’ve got to get creative when everyday problems won’t go away. That’s exactly what…
Peter De Vries
“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”
Rachel Hollis
“I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo…
Mark Russell
“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely…
Robert Anthony
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.”
Timothy Leary
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
Anthony Burgess
“Every dogma has its day.”
Carrie Fisher
“Instant gratification takes too long.”
Chris Rock
“You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.”
Leo Durocher
“I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you…
Harriet Dart’s ‘Deodorant’ Comment Backfires in Defeat to Lois Boisson
British tennis player Harriet Dart has apologised after a bizarre and controversial moment during her…
10 Business Jokes You Can Safely Tell Your Boss
A bit of humour can go a long way in the workplace. Sharing a laugh…
She Wore a Bikini to the Airport — What Happened Next Went Viral
A Brazilian influencer was recently stopped from boarding a flight after arriving at the airport…
Simone de Beauvoir
“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”
Stephen King
“French is the language that turns dirt into romance.”
David Lee Roth
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
Golfer Tapes His Mouth Shut to Stay Calm on the Course
Ryan McCormick might’ve gone a little overboard—but he had his reasons. The 33-year-old pro golfer…
Hunter S. Thompson
“A word to the wise is infuriating.”
Girlfriend and Uncle Eddie
I called my girlfriend earlier today, but all my calls went straight to voicemail. So,…
McDonald’s “Glow-in-the-Dark” Burger
In 2019, McDonald’s India caught the attention of fast food lovers everywhere with an unexpected…
You Parked Like an Idiot: The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Parking Card
Bad parking is one of those everyday annoyances that can instantly turn a good mood…
Edgar Fiedler
“Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers – six if one went to…
Charles de Gaulle
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
Viral Video: Horse Farts Every Time It Jumps, Leaves Millions Laughing
A horse with impeccable timing has left over 2.9 million TikTok users in stitches after…
Steve Martin
“I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.”
Nuns visited the zoo
A group of nuns is visiting the zoo. They are outside the gorilla enclosure when…
Marcel Marceau
“Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.”
Robert Kennedy
“One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.”