Robert Kennedy
“One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.”
Luis Bunuel
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
Alfred Hitchcock
“A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the…
When Happy Hour Fights Back: Real Stories Behind the “Exploding Cocktail” Trend
There was a time when ordering a drink meant choosing between “with ice” or “without…
Wendy Liebman
“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
Sophia Loren
“Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.”
Douglas Adams
“I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it.”
Samuel Beckett
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”
Jazz Band Turns Flight Delay into an Impromptu Concert
When a long flight delay hits, most passengers brace for boredom, frustration, or scrolling endlessly…
Top Ten Trump Trophy Memes
The meme trail really picked up around Trump’s repeated references to the Nobel Peace Prize…
The Cat Came Back… With a Plot Twist
Losing a pet is awful. Your house feels quieter, the food bowl stays full, and…
Drunk Raccoon Found Passed Out in Liquor Store Bathroom After Overnight Break-In
A raccoon in Virginia has become an unlikely internet celebrity after a bizarre overnight break-in…
Bored out of his mind
A psychiatrist is sitting in his office, bored out of his mind… Suddenly, the door…
Fran Lebowitz
“Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“Let’s have some new cliches.”
Irv Kupcinet
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Joan Collins
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
Earl Wilson
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
Road Rage Incident Ends With Rider Delivered Directly to Police
A 62 year old Victorian motorcyclist named John Turner took road rage to a level…
Logan Pearsall Smith
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Volunteer Accidentally Destroys Artwork While Cleaning at Taiwan Museum
A well-meaning volunteer at the Keelung Museum of Art in Taiwan learned the hard way…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
A. J. Liebling
“An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.”
Peter Drucker
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get…
The World’s Craziest Personal Injury Cases: Insane Stories You Won’t Believe
Remember the TV show 1000 Ways to Die ? Man, that series slapped. Imagine whole…
Garry Shandling
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
5 Types of People You Should Never Pull a Prank On
Pranks can be fun, clever, and even bring people closer together, that is, until they…