Christopher Morley
“A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.”
Baby Holds Mom’s IUD at Birth and the Internet Can’t Stop Laughing
A tiny baby in Brazil has managed to outsmart birth control and the internet loves…
Dan Quayle
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
Marcel Marceau
“Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.”
Laurence J. Peter
“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.”
Phyllis Diller
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want…
Ogden Nash
“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.”
George Jean Nathan
“An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to…
Robert Kennedy
“One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.”
Luis Bunuel
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
J. D. Salinger
“I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make…
Alfred Hitchcock
“A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the…
When Happy Hour Fights Back: Real Stories Behind the “Exploding Cocktail” Trend
There was a time when ordering a drink meant choosing between “with ice” or “without…
Wendy Liebman
“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
Sophia Loren
“Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.”
Jean-Luc Godard
“To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.”
Douglas Adams
“I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it.”
Samuel Beckett
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”
Gilda Radner
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.”
Princess Margaret
“I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.”
Joan Crawford
“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”
Elizabeth Taylor
“Big girls need big diamonds.”
Jazz Band Turns Flight Delay into an Impromptu Concert
When a long flight delay hits, most passengers brace for boredom, frustration, or scrolling endlessly…
Top Ten Trump Trophy Memes
The meme trail really picked up around Trump’s repeated references to the Nobel Peace Prize…
John F. Kennedy
“The pay is good and I can walk to work.”
Truman Capote
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
Mary Pickford
“Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.”
Clarence Darrow
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning…
The Cat Came Back… With a Plot Twist
Losing a pet is awful. Your house feels quieter, the food bowl stays full, and…
Mae West
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”