Phil McGraw
“A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right…
Ernest Hemingway
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep…
Drunk Raccoon Found Passed Out in Liquor Store Bathroom After Overnight Break-In
A raccoon in Virginia has become an unlikely internet celebrity after a bizarre overnight break-in…
Bored out of his mind
A psychiatrist is sitting in his office, bored out of his mind… Suddenly, the door…
Fran Lebowitz
“Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“Let’s have some new cliches.”
Charles Kettering
“Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.”
Calvin Trillin
“As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone…
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
Kevin James
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
Irv Kupcinet
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Joan Collins
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Thor Heyerdahl
“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
Earl Wilson
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
Road Rage Incident Ends With Rider Delivered Directly to Police
A 62 year old Victorian motorcyclist named John Turner took road rage to a level…
Logan Pearsall Smith
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Volunteer Accidentally Destroys Artwork While Cleaning at Taiwan Museum
A well-meaning volunteer at the Keelung Museum of Art in Taiwan learned the hard way…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Marshall McLuhan
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.”
A. J. Liebling
“An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.”
Peter Drucker
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get…
The World’s Craziest Personal Injury Cases: Insane Stories You Won’t Believe
Remember the TV show 1000 Ways to Die ? Man, that series slapped. Imagine whole…
Garry Shandling
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
Sinclair Lewis
“People will buy anything that is ‘one to a customer.'”
5 Types of People You Should Never Pull a Prank On
Pranks can be fun, clever, and even bring people closer together, that is, until they…