If you’re a fan of chili and love a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. Chili jokes are the perfect way to add some spice to your day and tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re looking for clever puns, witty one-liners, or funny stories, there’s a chili joke for everyone. From mild to spicy, these jokes will leave you in stitches and have you coming back for more. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of the best chili jokes around. Whether you’re a serious chili connoisseur or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to hit the spot. Best Chili Jokes How do you measure the heaviness of a red hot chili pepper?Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now. Why…
Brain Chemicals That Fuel Your Sex Life
Read More at AskMen [[{“value”:”Some people go to great lengths to consume drugs, but why bother when there are active chemicals just waiting to be released in your body? Yes, having an orgasm is a lot like getting high. When you do, your brain releases a myriad of substances into your bloodstream, literally altering your mind and body functions — at least temporarily. Orgasms are complicated and wonderful experiences that involve a complex interaction between three systems of the body: the vascular system, the nervous system, and the endocrine system. Frankly, they’re so complicated that it’s a miracle that they happen at all — so be sure to properly enjoy it next time you have one. RELATED: 7 Ways to Enhance the Male Orgasm The outcome of all that orgasmic complexity is that sex can make you feel a lot…
Don’t Let the Negativity Bias Run Your Life
Read More at Sixty and Me [[{“value”:” A friend, your spouse or a co-worker, compliments you. “That’s nice,” you think. By the next hour, day or week you’ve forgotten about it. A friend, your spouse or a co-worker criticizes something about you. “Ouch,” you think. And for the next hour, day, week or even months, you ruminate over it, dwell on it, imagine what else they might find objectionable about you, and generally obsess. Our Negativity Bias You’ve fallen victim to the negativity bias – a very understandable tendency we have to focus on negative comments and events far more than we do on positive ones. It’s part of how we ensure our survival. After all, if we don’t seek to avoid or prevent bad things from happening to us, our survival is indeed threatened. That’s fine and normal, except…
What I’ve Learned from the Men in My Life That Women Often Miss (Even After 50)
Read More at Sixty and Me The reality of stepping out there after a long hiatus – whether you’re divorced or widowed – is anxiety-producing. But what I’ve learned about myself and about men couldn’t have been experienced otherwise. Who knows what you’ll glean from an hour or two (or 45 minutes, in a few cases) over coffee, a glass of wine or dinner? And this is a good thing. Healthy, and perhaps even a tad heartwarming. And fun, too. All my encounters with men, whether male friends or dates, have been enlightening. So, here are some of the things I’ve learned, in no particular order. Regardless of Experience, Rejection Smarts “It’s still painful, getting rejected,” a friend of mine, who’s dated widely and works the room (as I call it), said. “Especially if you think you’ve read all the…
The Best Gift Ideas for the People in Your Life Who Love Experiences More Than Things
Read More at Well+Good Experience gifts are #1 on our holiday list this year. After all of the online shopping, is there anything else we really *need* to buy? (I mean, yes, probably—but that’s not the point here.) After years of staying as close to home as possible, it’s time to get out and live again (as carefully as possible, of course). You may not be ready to book that post-lockdown vacation to New Zealand just yet or plan a pricey, splurge-worthy bootcamp at The Ashram, but there are virtual experience gifts and in-person experience gifts for men and women that will be so much more memory-worthy. For the holidays, you may be ready to try a truffle class, learn to make Magnolia’s famous banana pudding, or book the family photo shoot you’ve been putting off for years (literal years…
TRIBUTES POUR IN: Former POTUS & FLOTUS Barack & Michelle Obama Celebrate The Life & Legacy Of Queen Elizabeth II
Read More at The Young, Black, and Fabulous® The tributes for Queen Elizabeth II are pouring in, following an announcement that the British monarch has died at the age of 96. See what former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama wrote about the Queen inside… It’s the end of an era. Earlier today, it was reported doctors were “concerned” about Queen Elizabeth II’s health following an evaluation. Hours later, it was reported Britain’s longest-reigning monarch had passed away at the age of 96. According to Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II, who reigned for 70 years – died peacefully this afternoon at Balmoral Castle, her beloved summer estate in the Scottish Highlands, where she was surrounded by her family. View this post on Instagram …
Pace of Life and and the Longevity Resulting From Growth Hormone Deficiency in Mice
Read More at Fight Aging! The longest lived mice to date are those in which growth hormone signaling is disrupted, such as via growth hormone receptor knockout. While larger species tend to be longer lived, within a given mammalian species greater body size (and thus greater growth hormone activity) appears to reduce life expectancy. The effect is much more pronounced in short-lived species such as mice than in long-lived species such as our own, however. An inherited loss of function mutation in growth hormone receptor in humans produces Laron syndrome in a small population, but these individuals do not appear to live any longer than the rest of us. Mice with genetic growth hormone (GH) deficiency or GH resistance live much longer than their normal siblings maintained under identical conditions with unlimited access to food. Extended longevity of these mutants…