Who Needs Fiction When Everyday Life Starts Reading Like a Novel Plot?
These days, scrolling through the news makes one wonder if reality has been possessed by…
Helen Rowland
“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Meet Rizzbot: NYC’s Sassy Robot Stealing Hearts (and Rolling Eyes)
Move over, TikTok stars—there’s a new celebrity on the streets of New York City, and…
Noel Coward
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Most Beautiful Boobs
A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful…
Gerald R. Ford
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.”
Doug Larson
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would…
John Glenn
“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
Casey Stengel
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
Paula Poundstone
“I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.”
Older man driving an old beat up truck
An older man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with…
Bernard Baruch
“Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.”
William Lyon Phelps
“I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who…
Jane Wagner
“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”
2 Jewish women
Two Jewish women are walking down the street, and pass a Catholic church with a…
Flannery O’Connor
“I don’t deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always…
P. G. Wodehouse
“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It…
Nora Ephron
“Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
Father of the Bride Forgets the Bride: Wedding Mishap Goes Viral
Dad forgot to wait for the bride! Every wedding has its share of little hiccups.…
John Archibald Wheeler
“Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.”
Joseph Conrad
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with…
Tallulah Bankhead
“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are…
Robert Benchley
“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”
Jack Benny
“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.”
Rod Stewart Drew Penises on Boyband McFly’s Passports — and It Backfired Hilariously
Rock legend Rod Stewart might have one of the most iconic voices in music, but…
I Got Paid to Be Lazy: The App That Pays You for Doing Absolutely Nothing
Let me tell you about the easiest money I’ve ever made. It is the laziest…
Bob Newhart
“This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I’m not about to screw…
Jack Lemmon
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf…
J. K. Rowling
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps…