P. J. O’Rourke
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
Josh Billings
“Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he…
Robert Kennedy
“One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.”
Odd Job? Man Earns £20,000 a Year Farting on Camera
Meet Nath Wyld, an Australian who swapped his carpentry tools for a career that’s as…
Luis Bunuel
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
J. D. Salinger
“I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make…
Clint Eastwood
“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn…
Alfred Hitchcock
“A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the…
Camel Acts Like A Horse And Wins Everyone Over
When Josee first spotted a camel for sale, she was convinced it had to be…
Lily Tomlin
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
Wendy Liebman
“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
Henny Youngman
“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep…
George Burns
“At my age flowers scare me.”
Emo Philips
“I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”
Meet Helix: The Husky Who Plays the Piano and Sings!
In the quiet town of Palmer, Alaska, lives a dog unlike any other. His name…
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Nothing is as obnoxious as other people’s luck.”
Sophia Loren
“Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.”
Albert Einstein
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
Jean-Luc Godard
“To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.”
Oscar Wilde
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
Married couple
A married couple are sitting in bed looking at their phones when the husband stumbles…
Mark Twain
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of…
Benjamin Disraeli
“As for our majority… one is enough.”
Douglas Adams
“I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it.”
Samuel Beckett
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”
Gilda Radner
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.”
Inventor of the Harley
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the…
Rita Rudner
“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was…
Niels Bohr
“Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.”
Bob Hope
“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for…