Logan Pearsall Smith
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Rita Rudner
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Mignon McLaughlin
“There are a handful of people whom money won’t spoil, and we all count ourselves…
P. J. O’Rourke
“Never fight an inanimate object.”
Phyllis Diller
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
Mae West
“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”
Bob Hope
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that…
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Henny Youngman
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Winston Churchill
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
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“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
Rudyard Kipling
“All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.”
Charles Kettering
“If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on…
Mark Twain
“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I…
R. Buckminster Fuller
“Truth is a tendency.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Marshall McLuhan
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.”
A. J. Liebling
“An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.”
Samuel Johnson
“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”
Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
Peter Drucker
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get…
George Burns
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
Groucho Marx
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
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