Fran Lebowitz
“Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
invites fetish club over
A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast…. They are catching up…
Charles Kettering
“Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.”
Calvin Trillin
“As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone…
Kevin James
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
Irv Kupcinet
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Joan Collins
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Thor Heyerdahl
“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
Is “Anting” Just For Birds? This Butt-Naked Man Disagrees
A bizarre photo has been making the rounds on social media: a butt-naked guy lying…
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
Earl Wilson
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
Bride Upset After Guest Orders 20 Pizza to Vegan Wedding Reception
A bride was devastated and furious at her family after a guest ordered pizza to…
Thought they met before
A man and a woman meet in a bar and the man cannot shake the…
Logan Pearsall Smith
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Recording a conversation that will cheer you up: the funniest moments
There’s something uniquely uplifting about capturing funny moments in conversation – moments that bring joy,…
Granny Gets Plugged and Lights Up!
Meet the Internet’s Favorite Grandma: Pauline “Granny” Kana If you haven’t heard of Pauline “Granny”…
Why Every Friend Group Needs a “Video Cutter” For Funny Videos
Every friend group has that person—the one blessed with the mystical powers of the video cutter tool.…
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Casino dealers
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
Three girlfriends
A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a…
Curious cases and jokes in Fortnite: mini stories from real masters of fails
In the world of Fortnite, a game where players must build, shoot, survive, and hopefully…
Rodney Dangerfield
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Fainting Goats: The Curious Case of Goats Who Take ‘Freeze’ Literally
Ever seen a goat get so startled that it just… freezes and topples over like…
Come for a run
A cute little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a…
Guy with a really tiny head
Guy with a really really small head walks into a bar I’m talking the size…
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Level Up Your Wallet: How People Are Making Money Playing Mobile Games
Are people actually making money just by playing games on their phones? It sounds like…