Will Rogers
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Garry Shandling
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
Jules Renard
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
Sinclair Lewis
“People will buy anything that is ‘one to a customer.'”
5 Types of People You Should Never Pull a Prank On
Pranks can be fun, clever, and even bring people closer together, that is, until they…
The 5 Most Watched YouTube Videos of All Time (2025 Edition)
If you’ve ever wondered what the world spends its time watching, the answer is apparently…
Les Dawson
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Sean O’Casey
“All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
Podcasts, Comedy & Changing Forms Of Entertainment
Podcasts are everywhere these days. We all know someone who has one; if you are…
Don Marquis
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'”
Rare Bird Turns Out To Be Seagull Covered In Curry
In an unusual and amusing wildlife story, a seagull made headlines—not for being rare, but…
In China, You Might Have to Watch an Ad Just to Get Toilet Paper
Imagine walking into a public restroom and realizing you can’t grab toilet paper… until you…
Dan Quayle
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
Arthur Godfrey
“I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could…
Beautiful Giant Bubble Ass
A young woman named Kelly buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy,…
An atheist is hiking
An atheist is hiking in the woods when suddenly a huge bear pops out from…
Natalie Wood
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is…
Grace Hopper
“I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked…
John Kenneth Galbraith
“Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.”
Jean Kerr
“The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all…
Andre Maurois
“We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – romantic love…
Clare Boothe Luce
“The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.”
Who Needs Fiction When Everyday Life Starts Reading Like a Novel Plot?
These days, scrolling through the news makes one wonder if reality has been possessed by…
Helen Rowland
“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Meet Rizzbot: NYC’s Sassy Robot Stealing Hearts (and Rolling Eyes)
Move over, TikTok stars—there’s a new celebrity on the streets of New York City, and…
Noel Coward
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Most Beautiful Boobs
A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful…
Fred Allen
“Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.”
Gerald R. Ford
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.”
Doug Larson
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would…