Princess Margaret
“I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.”
When 2 Toilets Fight Each Other
We never thought we’d find ourselves riveted by a video of two toilets swinging on…
Joan Crawford
“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”
Elizabeth Taylor
“Big girls need big diamonds.”
Ted Turner
“Sports is like a war without the killing.”
Jimmy Buffett
“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”
Jay Leno
“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be…
Mort Sahl
“My life needs editing.”
The Insurance Game
Three elderly men were relaxing on the beach in Florida. One said “I owned a…
Lady Spends All Her Money On Ninja Turtle Merchandise
Flashback to 2011: 26-year-old Michele Ivey wasn’t just a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan—she was…
A monk in a shower
A monk was about to take a shower and realized he’d forgotten to bring his…
Truman Capote
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
A human couple meets an alien couple
They decide it would be fun to swap partners for the night. The alien woman…
Mary Pickford
“Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.”
Clarence Darrow
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning…
Elderly Lady Knits Fence
Anne Eunson, a talented knitter from Hamnavoe, is known for her creative and unconventional approach…
Warren Buffett
“I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.”
50 Hilariously Stupid New Years Resolutions
The New Year is here, and with it comes the perfect excuse to set some…
The Best Die Hard Christmas Memes
Every holiday season, the same argument flares up: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Let’s settle…
Beautiful woman with big butt
Dugly rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his…
“Wicked” Warned for Discrimination Against Green-Skinned People
This is not satire!! The much-anticipated film adaptation of Wicked has drawn attention after the…
Village with no women
A man wanting to start a new life accepts a job in a remote village…
Real Life “Operation” Game Zaps People
Stand up comedian Charlie Berens and Build It Dad, two creative content creators on YouTube…
invites fetish club over
A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast…. They are catching up…
Is “Anting” Just For Birds? This Butt-Naked Man Disagrees
A bizarre photo has been making the rounds on social media: a butt-naked guy lying…
Bride Upset After Guest Orders 20 Pizza to Vegan Wedding Reception
A bride was devastated and furious at her family after a guest ordered pizza to…
Thought they met before
A man and a woman meet in a bar and the man cannot shake the…
Recording a conversation that will cheer you up: the funniest moments
There’s something uniquely uplifting about capturing funny moments in conversation – moments that bring joy,…
Granny Gets Plugged and Lights Up!
Meet the Internet’s Favorite Grandma: Pauline “Granny” Kana If you haven’t heard of Pauline “Granny”…
Why Every Friend Group Needs a “Video Cutter” For Funny Videos
Every friend group has that person—the one blessed with the mystical powers of the video cutter tool.…