Lady Spends All Her Money On Ninja Turtle Merchandise
Flashback to 2011: 26-year-old Michele Ivey wasn’t just a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan—she was…
A monk in a shower
A monk was about to take a shower and realized he’d forgotten to bring his…
John F. Kennedy
“The pay is good and I can walk to work.”
Truman Capote
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
A human couple meets an alien couple
They decide it would be fun to swap partners for the night. The alien woman…
Mary Pickford
“Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.”
Clarence Darrow
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning…
Elderly Lady Knits Fence
Anne Eunson, a talented knitter from Hamnavoe, is known for her creative and unconventional approach…
Mae West
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
Warren Buffett
“I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.”
Bill Vaughan
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age…
Charles M. Schulz
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in…
Samuel Pepys
“Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.”
50 Hilariously Stupid New Years Resolutions
The New Year is here, and with it comes the perfect excuse to set some…
Frances Wright
“Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.”
Ellen DeGeneres
“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.”
Phyllis McGinley
“Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at…
Jerome K. Jerome
“What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.”
Victor Borge
“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.”
The Best Die Hard Christmas Memes
Every holiday season, the same argument flares up: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Let’s settle…
Alfred Adler
“The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.”
Vince Lombardi
“We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.”
Beautiful woman with big butt
Dugly rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his…
Johnny Carson
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Bob Dole
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
Phil McGraw
“A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right…
Ernest Hemingway
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep…
“Wicked” Warned for Discrimination Against Green-Skinned People
This is not satire!! The much-anticipated film adaptation of Wicked has drawn attention after the…
Village with no women
A man wanting to start a new life accepts a job in a remote village…
Real Life “Operation” Game Zaps People
Stand up comedian Charlie Berens and Build It Dad, two creative content creators on YouTube…