A. J. Liebling
“An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.”
Samuel Johnson
“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”
Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
Peter Drucker
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get…
George Burns
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
Groucho Marx
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
The World’s Craziest Personal Injury Cases: Insane Stories You Won’t Believe
Remember the TV show 1000 Ways to Die ? Man, that series slapped. Imagine whole…
Will Rogers
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Garry Shandling
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
Saul Bellow
“When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.”
Jules Renard
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
Sinclair Lewis
“People will buy anything that is ‘one to a customer.'”
5 Types of People You Should Never Pull a Prank On
Pranks can be fun, clever, and even bring people closer together, that is, until they…
The 5 Most Watched YouTube Videos of All Time (2025 Edition)
If you’ve ever wondered what the world spends its time watching, the answer is apparently…
Les Dawson
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Sean O’Casey
“All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
Podcasts, Comedy & Changing Forms Of Entertainment
Podcasts are everywhere these days. We all know someone who has one; if you are…
Don Marquis
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'”
Rare Bird Turns Out To Be Seagull Covered In Curry
In an unusual and amusing wildlife story, a seagull made headlines—not for being rare, but…
Bertrand Russell
“The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it…
E. M. Forster
“How can I know what I think till I see what I say?”
In China, You Might Have to Watch an Ad Just to Get Toilet Paper
Imagine walking into a public restroom and realizing you can’t grab toilet paper… until you…
Dan Quayle
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
Arthur Godfrey
“I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could…
Bill Vaughan
“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.”
Beautiful Giant Bubble Ass
A young woman named Kelly buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy,…
An atheist is hiking
An atheist is hiking in the woods when suddenly a huge bear pops out from…
Natalie Wood
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is…
Grace Hopper
“I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked…
John Kenneth Galbraith
“Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.”