Fran Lebowitz
“Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“Let’s have some new cliches.”
Charles Kettering
“Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.”
Calvin Trillin
“As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone…
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
Kevin James
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
Irv Kupcinet
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Clint Eastwood
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Joan Collins
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Thor Heyerdahl
“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
Laurence J. Peter
“Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.”
Earl Wilson
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
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Logan Pearsall Smith
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Phyllis Diller
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
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Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
Rudyard Kipling
“All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Marshall McLuhan
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.”
A. J. Liebling
“An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.”
Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
Peter Drucker
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get…
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