Erma Bombeck
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
Phyllis McGinley
“Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at…
Jerome K. Jerome
“What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.”
Victor Borge
“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.”
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Alfred Adler
“The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.”
Robert Frost
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her…
Vince Lombardi
“We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.”
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Dugly rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his…
Johnny Carson
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Bob Dole
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
Phil McGraw
“A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right…
E. B. White
“I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep…
“Wicked” Warned for Discrimination Against Green-Skinned People
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Village with no women
A man wanting to start a new life accepts a job in a remote village…
Yogi Berra
“You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.”
Real Life “Operation” Game Zaps People
Stand up comedian Charlie Berens and Build It Dad, two creative content creators on YouTube…
Fran Lebowitz
“Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“Let’s have some new cliches.”
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A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast…. They are catching up…
Charles Kettering
“Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.”
Calvin Trillin
“As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone…
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
Kevin James
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
Irv Kupcinet
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Joan Collins
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Thor Heyerdahl
“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
Is “Anting” Just For Birds? This Butt-Naked Man Disagrees
A bizarre photo has been making the rounds on social media: a butt-naked guy lying…
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…