Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Macho does not prove mucho.”
H. L. Mencken
“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.”
Mark Twain
“When in doubt tell the truth.”
Marlene Dietrich
“I am at heart a gentleman.”
Prince Philip
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car…
Milton Berle
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.”
John Maynard Keynes
“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.”
Yogi Berra
“If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
George Eliot
“He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.”
W. C. Fields
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and…
Winston Churchill
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to…
Steven Wright
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
P. J. O’Rourke
“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”
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Peter De Vries
“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”
Rachel Hollis
“I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo…
Mark Russell
“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely…
Robert Anthony
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.”
Timothy Leary
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
Jackie Kennedy
“The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds…
Helen Hayes
“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”
Anthony Burgess
“Every dogma has its day.”
Carrie Fisher
“Instant gratification takes too long.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.”
Franklin P. Jones
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
A. J. Liebling
“People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.”
Chris Rock
“You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.”
Leo Durocher
“I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you…
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