Andy Warhol
“I am a deeply superficial person.”
Charles Kettering
“Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.”
Calvin Trillin
“As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone…
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
Kevin James
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
Irv Kupcinet
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Clint Eastwood
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Joan Collins
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Thor Heyerdahl
“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
Laurence J. Peter
“Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.”
Earl Wilson
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
Rita Rudner
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Road Rage Incident Ends With Rider Delivered Directly to Police
A 62 year old Victorian motorcyclist named John Turner took road rage to a level…
Logan Pearsall Smith
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Phyllis Diller
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
Bob Hope
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that…
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Henny Youngman
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Winston Churchill
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Volunteer Accidentally Destroys Artwork While Cleaning at Taiwan Museum
A well-meaning volunteer at the Keelung Museum of Art in Taiwan learned the hard way…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
Rudyard Kipling
“All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.”
R. Buckminster Fuller
“Truth is a tendency.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Marshall McLuhan
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.”