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Read More at Sad and Useless Humor   Introducing the latest sensation in the dairy world: dolphin milk in a can! This delicious new product will have you flipping your fins with excitement. You may be wondering – where does dolphin milk even come from? Company Beersy has employed a team of highly skilled dolphin milkers (who are also fluent in dolphin language) to gather the freshest and most nutritious milk straight from dolphin tits and packed it in an aluminium can for you to enjoy. Now, you may be thinking, “But isn’t dolphin milk supposed to be only for baby dolphins?” We drink cow milk, and that’s supposed to be only for cow babies, right? Dolphin milk is packed with essential nutrients you need to fuel your day, plus the added bonus of a salty aquatic flavor that will…

Read More at Well+Good Plants are like people: Some are easygoing like a snake plant while others tend to be a little more dramatic (looking at you, fiddle leaf fig). There’s nothing wrong with greenery having high standards (and very specific needs when it comes to light, water, and humidity), but there’s also nothing wrong with you wanting some laid-back foliage to add to your home. And I’m sad to report that if a palm is on your low-maintenance wish list, the majesty palm (a popular option usually sold for a reasonable price at your local big box plant store) just ain’t it. The best indoor palm plants aren’t nearly as high-maintenance. Why you shouldn’t bother with majesty palms Majesty palms have earned themselves a difficult reputation on TikTok and beyond. While they’re undoubtedly gorgeous, they tend to do this thing…