Casey Stengel
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
Paula Poundstone
“I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.”
Miguel de Unamuno
“It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder not to be able…
Bjork
“Nature hasn’t gone anywhere. It is all around us, all the planets, galaxies and so…
Charles de Lint
“The best artists know what to leave out.”
Older man driving an old beat up truck
An older man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with…
Havelock Ellis
“Man lives by imagination.”
Bernard Baruch
“Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.”
Emily Carr
“Trees love to toss and sway; they make such happy noises.”
William Lyon Phelps
“I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who…
Letitia Elizabeth Landon
“A brier rose whose buds yield fragrant harvest for the honey bee.”
Jane Wagner
“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”
2 Jewish women
Two Jewish women are walking down the street, and pass a Catholic church with a…
Warren E. Burger
“Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.”
Flannery O’Connor
“I don’t deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always…
Michael Pollan
“A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.”
Walt Disney
“I never called my work an ‘art’. It’s part of show business, the business of…
P. G. Wodehouse
“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It…
Maurice Chevalier
“The crime of loving is forgetting.”
Nora Ephron
“Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
Louisa May Alcott
“Love is a great beautifier.”
Zhuangzi
“I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy, as I…
Father of the Bride Forgets the Bride: Wedding Mishap Goes Viral
Dad forgot to wait for the bride! Every wedding has its share of little hiccups.…
John Paul Jones
“If fear is cultivated it will become stronger, if faith is cultivated it will achieve…
Sigmund Freud
“One is very crazy when in love.”
Emil Cioran
“What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his?”
George Carlin
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
Adlai Stevenson I
“Nature is indifferent to the survival of the human species, including Americans.”
Ashley Montagu
“The cultured man is an artist, an artist in humanity.”
John Archibald Wheeler
“Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.”