Why Every Friend Group Needs a “Video Cutter” For Funny Videos
Every friend group has that person—the one blessed with the mystical powers of the video cutter tool.…
Hippocrates
“Everything in excess is opposed to nature.”
Helen Keller
“Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.”
Jean Rostand
“Beauty in art is often nothing but ugliness subdued.”
Ayn Rand
“To say ‘I love you’ one must first be able to say the ‘I.'”
James Whistler
“An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision.”
Sylvia Plath
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I…
Robert Smithson
“Nature is never finished.”
Orson Welles
“The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most…
Ken Kesey
“The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.”
Emily Dickinson
“Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.”
David Icke
“Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut, that held its ground.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Ellsworth Huntington
“America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth’s skeleton.”
Baltasar Gracian
“Nature scarcely ever gives us the very best; for that we must have recourse to…
Tom Wolfe
“Love is the ultimate expression of the will to live.”
Henry Fielding
“All nature wears one universal grin.”
Pope Paul VI
“Never reach out your hand unless you’re willing to extend an arm.”
Edward Young
“Read nature; nature is a friend to truth.”
Casino dealers
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond…
George Will
“Voters don’t decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.”
John Donne
“More than kisses, letters mingle souls.”
Peter Benchley
“If man doesn’t learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
James Russell Lowell
“All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.”
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
“The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.”
Three girlfriends
A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a…
Alfred North Whitehead
“Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self.”
Alfred de Musset
“One must not trifle with love.”
Bette Davis
“Oh, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We’ve already got the stars.”