Stephen King
“French is the language that turns dirt into romance.”
Max Beerbohm
“To destroy is still the strongest instinct in nature.”
David Lee Roth
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
Martin Luther
“God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in…
Charles Caleb Colton
“The present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own.”
Elias Hicks
“The fulness of the godhead dwelt in every blade of grass.”
Reinhold Niebuhr
“Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone; therefore we are saved by love.”
Golfer Tapes His Mouth Shut to Stay Calm on the Course
Ryan McCormick might’ve gone a little overboard—but he had his reasons. The 33-year-old pro golfer…
Zelda Fitzgerald
“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“A word to the wise is infuriating.”
Gustav Mahler
“With the coming of spring, I am calm again.”
Omar N. Bradley
“Set your course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship.”
Girlfriend and Uncle Eddie
I called my girlfriend earlier today, but all my calls went straight to voicemail. So,…
James Taylor
“That’s the motivation of an artist – to seek attention of some kind.”
Charles Lamb
“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more…
McDonald’s “Glow-in-the-Dark” Burger
In 2019, McDonald’s India caught the attention of fast food lovers everywhere with an unexpected…
You Parked Like an Idiot: The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Parking Card
Bad parking is one of those everyday annoyances that can instantly turn a good mood…
Viral Video: Horse Farts Every Time It Jumps, Leaves Millions Laughing
A horse with impeccable timing has left over 2.9 million TikTok users in stitches after…
Nuns visited the zoo
A group of nuns is visiting the zoo. They are outside the gorilla enclosure when…
Odd Job? Man Earns £20,000 a Year Farting on Camera
Meet Nath Wyld, an Australian who swapped his carpentry tools for a career that’s as…
Camel Acts Like A Horse And Wins Everyone Over
When Josee first spotted a camel for sale, she was convinced it had to be…
Meet Helix: The Husky Who Plays the Piano and Sings!
In the quiet town of Palmer, Alaska, lives a dog unlike any other. His name…
Married couple
A married couple are sitting in bed looking at their phones when the husband stumbles…
Inventor of the Harley
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the…
When 2 Toilets Fight Each Other
We never thought we’d find ourselves riveted by a video of two toilets swinging on…
The Insurance Game
Three elderly men were relaxing on the beach in Florida. One said “I owned a…
Lady Spends All Her Money On Ninja Turtle Merchandise
Flashback to 2011: 26-year-old Michele Ivey wasn’t just a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan—she was…
A monk in a shower
A monk was about to take a shower and realized he’d forgotten to bring his…
A human couple meets an alien couple
They decide it would be fun to swap partners for the night. The alien woman…
Elderly Lady Knits Fence
Anne Eunson, a talented knitter from Hamnavoe, is known for her creative and unconventional approach…