Pat Buckley
“I can find God in nature, in animals, in birds and the environment.”
Peter Drucker
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Three Wishes
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Raoul Dufy
“My eyes were made to erase all that is ugly.”
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Lucy Larcom
“If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.”
Theodore Roosevelt
“Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.”
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“Who so loves believes the impossible.”
C. S. Lewis
“Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.”
Constantin Stanislavski
“Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art.”
Garry Shandling
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
Polly Berrien Berends
“The gain is not the having of children; it is the discovery of love and…
Buddhist monk
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George Chapman
“They’re only truly great who are truly good.”
George Henry Lewes
“Insight is the first condition of Art.”
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“A weed is but an unloved flower.”
Dante Alighieri
“Nature is the art of God.”
Jules Renard
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
Black Elk
“And when I breathed, my breath was lightning.”
Bank Robber Pays “Wizard” 500 Bucks To Make Him Invisible
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Jack Welch
“Change before you have to.”
Norman MacCaig
“I’m very gregarious, but I love being in the hills on my own.”
A gigantic message
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Butt Hole Hurts
I went to the doctor and I said “Doctor My butt hurts!” He said “Can…
Married couple at dinner
A married couple is having dinner… Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me…
Birthday Girl
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at…
A cop is driving out on patrol
A cop is driving out on patrol one night. When he sees a car whipping…
Horse Loves Heavy Metal Music
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Funniest Raygun Memes!
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20 Lamest Jokes Ever
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