Casino dealers
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond…
George Will
“Voters don’t decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.”
John Donne
“More than kisses, letters mingle souls.”
Peter Benchley
“If man doesn’t learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man…
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
James Russell Lowell
“All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.”
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
“The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.”
Three girlfriends
A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a…
Alfred North Whitehead
“Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self.”
Bette Davis
“Oh, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We’ve already got the stars.”
Gertrude Stein
“Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.”
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.”
Curious cases and jokes in Fortnite: mini stories from real masters of fails
In the world of Fortnite, a game where players must build, shoot, survive, and hopefully…
Margaret Atwood
“Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am…
William Morris Hunt
“The mission of art is to represent nature not to imitate her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Pierre Corneille
“Self-love is the source of all our other loves.”
Muhammad Iqbal
“I have seen the movement of the sinews of the sky, And the blood coursing…
Fainting Goats: The Curious Case of Goats Who Take ‘Freeze’ Literally
Ever seen a goat get so startled that it just… freezes and topples over like…
Come for a run
A cute little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a…
Zora Neale Hurston
“The man who interprets Nature is always held in great honor.”
Guy with a really tiny head
Guy with a really really small head walks into a bar I’m talking the size…
Rene Descartes
“I think; therefore I am.”
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Thomas Moore
“And the heart that is soonest awake to the flowers is always the first to…
Franz Liszt
“Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist.”
Level Up Your Wallet: How People Are Making Money Playing Mobile Games
Are people actually making money just by playing games on their phones? It sounds like…
Always with a different girl
An Englishman and a Dutchman are sitting in a pub. The Dutchman says to the…
Edgar Degas
“Painting is easy when you don’t know how, but very difficult when you do.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”