Peter Drucker
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get…
Three Wishes
Three friends found a Genie, and he offered them three wishes. “Three wishes each?” one…
Raoul Dufy
“My eyes were made to erase all that is ugly.”
Casino Jokes and a History of Casinos and Comedy
Lots of forms of entertainment sometimes have a level of crossover. People who are looking…
Lucy Larcom
“If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.”
Theodore Roosevelt
“Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.”
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“Who so loves believes the impossible.”
C. S. Lewis
“Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.”
Tennessee Williams
“To be free is to have achieved your life.”
Constantin Stanislavski
“Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art.”
Garry Shandling
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
Polly Berrien Berends
“The gain is not the having of children; it is the discovery of love and…
Buddhist monk
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: “Make me one…
George Chapman
“They’re only truly great who are truly good.”
George Henry Lewes
“Insight is the first condition of Art.”
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“A weed is but an unloved flower.”
Amelia Barr
“With renunciation life begins.”
Anatole France
“To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.”
Dante Alighieri
“Nature is the art of God.”
Jules Renard
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
Black Elk
“And when I breathed, my breath was lightning.”
Bank Robber Pays “Wizard” 500 Bucks To Make Him Invisible
An Iranian man in Tehran found himself in quite a predicament after he attempted to…
Sinclair Lewis
“People will buy anything that is ‘one to a customer.'”
Jack Welch
“Change before you have to.”
W. H. Auden
“Art is born of humiliation.”
Norman MacCaig
“I’m very gregarious, but I love being in the hills on my own.”
A gigantic message
A gigantic message shows up in space one day. The words, seemingly written out of…
Butt Hole Hurts
I went to the doctor and I said “Doctor My butt hurts!” He said “Can…
Married couple at dinner
A married couple is having dinner… Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me…
Birthday Girl
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at…