A monk was about to take a shower and realized he’d forgotten to bring his soap so he left he the shower and ran naked down the hall to his room to grab some soap.
He took two bars, figuring he’d leave one there for future use, and was walking back to the shower when he heard some nuns nuns coming up behind him.
Terrified that they might recognize him, he froze and pretended to be a statue.
When the nuns saw him him they were surprised by how lifelike the statue looked.
The first nun was so curious she pulled on the monk’s penis.
The monk, completely surprised, dropped one of the bars of soap.
“It’s a machine to get a bar of soap!” the second nun exclaimed, pulled the monk’s penis and sure enough he dropped the second bar.
But when the third nun pulled nothing happened so she tried again.
This went on for a bit and the other two nuns get bored and started to walk away when suddenly the third nun shouted, “Hallelujah! It also has liquid soap!”
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