Guy with a really really small head walks into a bar I’m talking the size of a grapefruit tiny. He whips out This roll of 20s, and buys the entire bar a round a drinks and starts throwing money around.
After about four drinks, the bartender says hey man, how do you come up with your life savings in your wealth like what’s your secret? The guy goes oh I used to be an antique dealer about 20 years ago. I was traveling the Eastern Baltic and I came across the genie lamp and when I rubbed the lamp, a super hot genie came out and gave me three wishes so he goes. Oh that’s great.
What do you wish for goes well first I asked for this magical roll of 20s it just never depletes. I pull one off it just refreshes itself immediately so I have unlimited money. He goes OK very smart. What do you wish for second The guy goes oh I love Cadillacs so I asked for a new car every single year it just updates itself into the newest model every single year. I never have a car payment and I always have a brand new car. He goes man you’re set for life. You’re telling me he goes for the 3rd wish.
I didn’t have anything to wish for. So I told the genie, you’re pretty hot you want to have s*x? and the genie goes well. It’s just smoke below the waist so it’s not very enjoyable. He goes. Oh you’re right I didn’t think about that so how about a little head instead?
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