David Icke
“Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut, that held its ground.”
Wernher von Braun
“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Baltasar Gracian
“Nature scarcely ever gives us the very best; for that we must have recourse to…
Henry Fielding
“All nature wears one universal grin.”
Tom Wolfe
“Love is the ultimate expression of the will to live.”
Edward Young
“Read nature; nature is a friend to truth.”
Casino dealers
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond…
George Will
“Voters don’t decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.”
Peter Benchley
“If man doesn’t learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man…
John Donne
“More than kisses, letters mingle souls.”
Aristophanes
“Under every stone lurks a politician.”
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
“The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.”
James Russell Lowell
“All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.”
Three girlfriends
A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a…
Alfred North Whitehead
“Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self.”
Bette Davis
“Oh, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We’ve already got the stars.”
Gertrude Stein
“Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.”
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.”
Curious cases and jokes in Fortnite: mini stories from real masters of fails
In the world of Fortnite, a game where players must build, shoot, survive, and hopefully…
Margaret Atwood
“Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am…
Rodney Dangerfield
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
William Morris Hunt
“The mission of art is to represent nature not to imitate her.”
Muhammad Iqbal
“I have seen the movement of the sinews of the sky, And the blood coursing…
Pierre Corneille
“Self-love is the source of all our other loves.”
Fainting Goats: The Curious Case of Goats Who Take ‘Freeze’ Literally
Ever seen a goat get so startled that it just… freezes and topples over like…
Come for a run
A cute little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a…
Zora Neale Hurston
“The man who interprets Nature is always held in great honor.”
Guy with a really tiny head
Guy with a really really small head walks into a bar I’m talking the size…
Herbert Hoover
“All men are equal before fish.”
Rene Descartes
“I think; therefore I am.”